Top 10 Reasons
Why Your Dog's Haircut Costs More Than Your Own
10. Your hairdresser doesn't wash and clean your rear end.
9. You don't go eight weeks without
washing or brushing your hair.
8. Your hairdresser doesn't give you a sanitary trim.
7. Your hairdresser doesn't clean your
Your hairdresser doesn't remove the boogies from your eyes.
5. You sit still for your hairdresser.
4. Your haircut doesn't
include a manicure or pedicure.
3. Your hairdresser only washes and cuts the hair on your head.
2. You don't bite or scratch
1. The likelihood of you pooping on the hairdresser is pretty slim.